Halloween Jokes

In the spirit of Halloween, consider sharing these jokes with your kids:

 1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?     Owls say.

Owls say who?     Yes, they do!

 2. Why did the spider cross the road?

                To give the chicken a day off!

3. How do you mend a broken jack-o’-lantern?

                With a pumpkin patch!

 4. What did one jack-o’-lantern say to the other?

                Cut it out!

Happy Halloween!

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